thesunlitgarden: (sdr2 - tanaka - so happy)
Jess: OMFG
Jess: ITS FUNNY HOW MY EX BOYFRIEND AND I ARE TALKING
Jess: AND HES WAITING EXACTLY 18 MINUTES BETWEEN EACH RESPONSE
Me: haha omfg, wow...
Jess: its halrious hes such a sweet heart
Jess: i feel like if i google how to talk to an ex gf its going to come up with wait 18 minutes to not see so excited
Me: omfg it probably will
Jess: ITS FUNNY BECAUSE I SAW HIM TYPING AFTER I RESPONDED
Jess: THEN HE DELETED IT
Jess: AND WAITED 18 MINUTES
Me: oh god i'm sorry all i can think is that if souda were in middle school and he was talking to sonia (like on fb or whatever middle schoolers use now. myspace maybe idk) he would do that so he doesn't come off as too eager to talk to her because he is SO EXCITED HE IS TALKING TO SONIA but he's trying to play it cool
Me: (sorry everything is ot3 to me)
Jess: ajflwjaiejalkjfijwe
Jess: YES
Me: he literally googled what to do and is following it to a t
Jess: jfalwjeiaj
Jess: no time for screw ups
Me: if he makes one mistake he could lose everything to that one weird goth kid
Jess: hjkljiljafilawje
Me: tanaka on the other hand doesn't even have a fb, sonia eventually gets him to make one and he's constantly just not noticing messages or getting up and wandering off to hang out with animals
Jess: jhgjrdhfjhghg
Me: (i uh actually have random fb headcanons about these three GOD I AM TRASH but anyway sonia's fb is set to private and souda only knows she has one because of gundam, that dude is both a blessing and a curse.)
Me: (he pretends he wants to be gundam's friend and sonia thinks him having more friends is a good idea, and souda finds sonia's fb through gundam. jackpot.)
Me: (when he sees sonia and gundam both online for hours at a time he worries they're having LONG CONVERSATIONS WHERE THEY FLIRT AND FALL IN LOVE but really she sent him a message like three hours ago and he either only just noticed and sent a short answer/took half an hour more to reply or he's afk and hasn't even seen he has a message yet)
Me: (souda is SO SURE they have hour long conversations tho when they just... don't. gundam is not good at fb.)
Me: (okay i'll stop now and sit in the trash corner)
Jess: NO DONT STOP NEVER STOP OMG THEY ARE SO ADORABLE ALJFIEAJRALIJ
Me: o-oh okAY THEN SO SOUDA GETS RLY JEALOUS AND ENDS UP STALKING GUNDAM'S PAGE AS MUCH AS HE STALKS SONIA LOOKING FOR SIGNS OF THEM INTERACTING... LIKE PROFILE COMMENTS, ONE TAGGING THE OTHER, ETC. ANY CLUE THAT THEY ARE NOW MADLY IN LOVE AND HE HAS LOST HIS CHANCE
Me: THERE IS NEVER ANYTHING. GUNDAM'S ONLY DISPLAY PICS ARE OF ANIMALS LIKE THERE'S NOT EVEN ANY PICS OF HIS FACE THERE IS NOTHING TO EVER TAG HIM IN
Me: sonia does those random friendship/relationship meme things (she has enough friends for them to work lmao) and every time gundam is like TRUE LOVE or something he is SO SILENTLY UPSET but says nothing and just logs off to go mope and listen to dumb music or something because IT IS A SIGN THIS IS AWFUL when really sonia just thinks they're funny and thinks nothing of them
Me: when souda is like BEST BOYFRIEND or whatever he has a MOMENT where he just PINES FOR IT TO BE TRUE and likes the picture and then goes GOD NO I CAN'T DO THAT and unlikes it and is all HAHA WHOOPS DIDN'T MEAN TO LIKE THIS... LOL THO or something and then sighs deeply. close call, he almost screwed up his perfect plan.
Me: sonia thinks it's weird since it happens like every time but whatever
Jess: kdaljflawejwlakmdfsimelrja
Jess: I cant omfg
Jess: but i need to sleep
Me: one day sonia shows gundam ":3" which he finds to be the absolute most adorable thing ever. it takes him like a week to start using it because he is a little dork like that (he is so easily flustered okay) but once he does he like never stops and when sonia posts a happy status he doesn't even bother liking it anymore (his most common action on fb aside from posting animal pics) he just comments :3 and nothing else
Me: (souda, of course, reads too much into this and just FREAKS OUT)
Me: and aww fine, go to bed ;n;
Jess: kfl;awijelawijasljkleijwa
Jess: that is beautiful
Jess: you can keep typing but bed tiem for meeeeee
Jess: nighhtt
Me: lmao i may haha goodniiight!!
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non-despair/mutual killing au; (established friendship)

Sonia has a facebook but almost no one knows about it as she's royalty she can't exactly make it public and give it to anyone. One day Gundam lets slip he and Sonia are fb friends and Souda overhears. He adds Gundam for an excuse to also add Sonia. Cue beautiful fb friendships blossoming.

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