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thesunlitgarden ([personal profile] thesunlitgarden) wrote2014-02-25 11:42 pm
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Monster puberty au

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20:09 me: esp because now i'm wondering what monsters ot3 would become
20:10 Jess: Yeeesssa that was my first thought
20:10 me: lmao highfive
20:10 Jess: Mermaid Sonia OMG idk like i see her as something either really elegant or really gruesome
20:10 Jess: Omg merman souda
20:10 me: (souda assumes sonia will be a fairy or something. she turns into some sort of eldritch horror or something. souda's world is shattered.)
20:11 me: !!
20:11 Jess: Jjjjdiciejehdhe
20:11 Jess: YEA
20:11 Jess: UES
20:11 me: merman souda who isn't a typical merman with a plain fin but has colours of an exotic looking fish with pretty colours
20:11 Jess: YES
20:12 Jess: YES YES YES
20:12 Jess: Norn sonia omg
20:12 me: a little obnoxious and almost shiny but it WORKS.
20:12 Jess: Norn sonia please
20:12 Jess: Ndksosjd
20:13 Jess: Souda omg ues
20:13 me: also it's so fucking cliche but all that comes to mind is vampire or demon of some kind for gundam
20:13 me: gundam was BORN for a monster puberty au
20:13 Jess: Pfffff
20:13 Jess: HE WAS
20:13 Jess: I feel like it should have something to do with nature and animals though
20:14 Jess: Something that attracts masses of animal s to him
20:15 me: oh man it's not dark and like him but now i have the mental image of him being half fauna or something
20:15 me: he is trying SO HARD TO BE DARK AND GRUNGE and then he starts getting soft fur wtf he did NOT sign up for this
20:15 Jess: Selkie gundamn?
20:15 Jess: Omg Yes
20:16 Jess: He would
20:17 Jess: Medusa Sonia?
20:18 me: i found what souda's fins should look like. http://www.fishlore.com/aquariummagazine/mar09/sa/purple-betta-lg.jpg (teal and pink rather than red and blue tho)
20:18 Jess: Perf
20:20 me: i really like deer-esq gundam because CUTE but if he's selkie that means he can hang out more with souda (for better or worse lmao)
20:20 me: gundam would be great as so much
20:22 Jess: Mskvjajbdkd
20:25 me: oh man, not eldritch horror but sonia would be such a pretty phoenix or unicorn girl. (these are probably things souda imagines haha)
20:26 me: omg i'm laughing so hard i looked up a list of monsters and mythical creatures and drop bears are on the list.
20:26 me: i mean it makes sense i guess but
20:26 me: fucking drop bears
20:26 Jess: Hxhsmdjxhs
20:28 me: i found teruteru's:
Bake-kujira (Japanese) - ghost sperm whale
20:28 Jess: Cjsjrnfhfhehfidnekrigkasficjr
20:28 Jess: Yes
20:28 Jess: Yes
20:30 Jess: Oracle sonia who constantly has prophecies in class and when she does her eyes roll back in her head and green smoke pours out of her mouth then a hideous deep voice booms out and freaks everyone out
20:30 me: oh man that seems more fitting for gundam (what with how he talks) but YES that mental image is fantastic i love it
20:30 me: (also gundam just fits for like EVERYTHING so)
20:30 Jess: Friend dhendjd
20:30 Jess: True*
20:31 Jess: Souda would be horrified
20:31 Jess: And die a little every time it happens
20:31 me: the first time it happens he yelps and has to go stand in the hall to calm down
20:31 me: even sonia is not that worked up
20:31 Jess: Sonia would be so happyand excited
20:32 Jess: And babble on about the occult
20:32 Jess: No one understands they all thought she would be a fairy
20:32 me: she would think it's SO COOL
20:33 Jess: Jfjddjfjdd
20:33 me: (bonus, she can't remember her predictions/what she says while in that state so she convinced souda to film her doing it sometime. he freaks out and drops the camera once it happens.)
20:33 Jess: YES
20:34 me: (second bonus; she gets gundam to or just invests in a tripod or something and when she watches the tape she begins fangirling over herself and going WHOA LOOK AT MY EYES WHY DIDN'T ANYONE TELL ME HOW COOL THAT LOOKED. AND THE SMOKE, WHOA!! :D)
20:34 Jess: JJDJEJCJFJDNDJXHWHFBRJFKE
20:34 Jess: YEEESSSS
20:36 Jess: Nine tailed fox gundam
20:36 me: (third bonus: souda is still attracted to her but terrified of that... MODE she goes into, it freaks him out EVERY TIME. Gundam on the other hand finds it weirdly hot on some level?? http://tinyurl.com/n9mfy2g he is not sure what to make of it all)
20:36 me: OH MAN. FURRY GUNDAM. hilarious a+ i want it.
20:37 Jess: Jdjdjejvjshxueurbf
20:37 Jess: YES
20:37 Jess: I CAN'T SO PERFECT
20:38 Jess: THEY GO TO LIKE THE MOVIE TOGETHER
20:38 Jess: AND IT KEEPS HAPPENING TILL THEY GET KICKED OUT
20:38 me: difhds
20:38 Jess: the awkard moment when she prophecies hisbdeath
20:39 me: sonia's moments aren't even that loud/distracting it's souda's yelping and scared whimpers that are the straw to break the metaphorical camel's back
20:39 me: oh god that took a dark turn I LOVE IT (souda or gundam? either would be gr8...)
20:39 Jess: Souda HDTV fjejd
20:40 me: high def souda
20:40 Jess: Yeah exactly
20:40 Jess: Like the people behind them tell Sonia to keep her girlfriend quiet
20:40 me: hdjkgs Y E S
20:42 Jess: But Yeah OMG just it would be souda
20:43 me: it legitimately bothers souda and gets to him but she doesn't even remember saying it so he just... tries to deny it and pretend it ever happened but he can't forget it
20:43 me: (cue eventual talking/consolation from either gundam or his SOOOUL FRIEND)
20:44 me: (also i love merman souda but that's gonna make him hanging out and bonding with the others so tough lmao)
20:45 Jess: Omg
20:45 Jess: He goes to the school conselir
20:45 Jess: To talk about the prophecoe
20:46 Jess: But the Concealer has been there done that
20:46 me: who that is impacts how interesting/touching/hilarious this can be
20:46 Jess: Jdhdnfnr
20:46 Jess: It's komdea
20:46 me: FUCK
20:47 Jess: YES
20:47 Jess: HE'D BE SOME KIND OF HOPE DESPAIR SPIRIT THING
20:48 me: mmhm. he leaves weirded out but feeling weirdly better
20:48 me: he's not even sure WHY
20:48 Jess: Sfjask js
20:48 Jess: Like it makes no sense
20:48 Jess: Nagito is super creepy
20:48 Jess: And just made things worse but he feels better??
20:48 me: also unrelated but on the monster list one is just "Giant Penguin" no other info just Giant Penguin i love this list
20:49 Jess: And like finds a hundred dollar bill on the ground walking back to his dorm
20:49 Jess: But then ends up falling down the stairs
20:49 Jess: Omg
20:49 Jess: Giant peguin sugoi
20:49 me: also; found junko:
Jorōgumo (Japanese) - ghost woman who shapeshifts into a spider
20:49 Jess: Jxjsjc
20:49 Jess: Yes
20:50 me: "Allocamelus - A donkey-headed camel." incredible
20:50 Jess: Xndndmf
20:50 Jess: Totally hinata
20:50 me: Cu Sith (or Cusith) - Hellhound, harbinger of death (Scotland, the Hebrides, Ireland)
WAIT NOW I FOUND GUNDAM gundam is EVERYTHING dear lord
20:51 Jess: Omg
20:51 Jess: Demigod reaper sonia she escorts people into through after life and can see lost spirit
20:52 me: that's neat but i am so in love with her having prophcies nothing else can compare i'm in love
20:52 Jess: Tbh Gorgon Sonia is awesome to
20:52 Jess: Omf
20:52 Jess: Dnnsnef
20:53 me: like the looks realitively the same and people think she's a late bloomer and then she HAS A MOMENT and everyone just goes "oh"
20:53 me: (alternately "oh god")
20:53 Jess: Fjdkdjfj Yeah
20:54 Jess: GUNDOM THE CHUPOCABARA
20:54 me: kjsdhf
20:54 me: or what if gundam the sphinx
20:54 Jess: Hyyysdrraaa
20:55 me: why is gundam so good as everything
20:55 Jess: Because he's perf
20:55 me: tru
20:56 Jess: Valkyrie souda
20:57 me: cool but almost TOO badass lmao
20:57 Jess: Except for the fact ever time he uses his powers her changes into a woman
20:57 me: oh man now i want souda with some kind of wings but they aren't QUITE big enough to sustain slight and instead when he's spooked he opens them and it's just an Awkward Mess
20:58 Jess: Djdjdmfjcjshcbd


and then i drew souda (kind of)


edit; more mersouda

ignore my misc doodle in the corner



and more chatlog;
15:45 me: More mer souda
15:46 Jess: BEAUTIFUL
15:46 me: I'm in love with this brightly coloured loser
15:46 Jess: Jjhhbdhrhd
15:46 Jess: Yessss
15:46 Jess: He's majestic
15:47 me: Mer souda is best souda
15:47 Jess: THE HOODIE
15:47 me: That's unrelated :v
15:47 me: (Its what i plan to do to my varsity jacket)
15:47 Jess: JFJSJFJCHDHE
15:48 Jess: sure sure eit is
15:48 me: Lmao i have the letters just debating the crest and whatnot
15:49 me: I doodled that and then went "this paper needs more mersouda"
15:50 me: (Mer souda getting around on land in a wheelchair and spray bottle of water to keep himself damp)
15:52 me: (Mer souda dying his hair on beaches when the tide goes out and little pockets of water are left)
15:52 Jess: Jjsisndnf
15:52 me: (Mersouda letting sonia add shells to his hair)
15:52 me: ( M E R S O U D A ! ! )
15:53 Jess: Hsjdjcbdbdjf
15:53 Jess: It's so beautiful
15:54 me: i am so happy with everything that mersouda is